In punishment for an admittedly awful link I sent her, Mary retaliates with this truly painful screenshot from a craigslist ad. Photo is theoretically worksafe, and contains an image of text whose content is NSFW and will make you gouge your eyes out after you read it.
But you’re going to read it anyway, because that’s just how you are, and it’s going to bug the crap out of you if you don’t.
So go on. Read it. But no whining. It’s not as if I didn’t warn you.