Amy: Mostly I just get emails from my spouse saying "Hey, fix your @$&*% site again so I can actually read it."
Lissa: What are spice for?
Amy: Lissa, either I'm misreading you or that's the best nonstandard plural of 'spouse' ever, and I'm stealing it.
Lissa: Feel free .
Lissa: It follows the grammar rules for Anglo Saxon nouns, class 3, IIRC.
Amy: Thus a 'spice rack' would imply a threat of what you would do to spouse singular if you can't get spouse plural?
Lissa: that is one possibility.
Dan: *tries not to ogle spice racks*